Robot Chicken: Star Wars (2007 TV Short)

Abraham Benrubi: Darth Vader

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Quotes 

• Luke Skywalker : Your overconfidence is your weakness.

  Palpatine : Your faith in your friends is yours.

  Luke Skywalker : Not my faith in yo momma...

  Palpatine : What was that?

  Luke Skywalker : I said yo momma's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said DAAAAAMN!

  Palpatine : Well, your mother is so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnaught!'

  Darth Vader : Ohh, yo momma fight!

  [Cut to next scene. Luke and Palpatine are on stage in front of a crowd] 

  Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!

  Palpatine : Your mother is so fat, that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'

  Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles!

  Palpatine : Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories!

  [Music cuts. Crowd fallls silent] 

  Palpatine : You know, cause it's 'lite,' and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...

  Luke Skywalker : Yo momma's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!

  Crowd : Luke wins!

  [Darth Vader throws Palpatine into the reactor core] 

• Darth Vader : Luke... I am your father!

  Luke Skywalker : Noooo! That's impossible!

  Darth Vader : It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!

  Luke Skywalker : That's... improbable.

  Darth Vader : And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!

  Luke Skywalker : That's... highly unlikely...

  Darth Vader : And as a kid, I built C-3PO!

  Luke Skywalker : ...wha?

  [time passes] 

  Darth Vader : And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians!

  Luke Skywalker : [smoking a cigarette]  Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!