The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (TV Series)

Have Reindeer, Will Travel (1961)

Bob Denver: Maynard G. Krebs

Quotes 

• Maynard G. Krebs : [Brainstorming ways to get money]  Hey, Dobe, what if I wrote to the president and asked him for a government loan?

  Dobie Gillis : The president in Washington?

  Maynard G. Krebs : Yeah! I'd say, Dear Mr. Truman...

  Dobie Gillis : Oh, Maynard, his name is Kennedy now.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Truman's name is Kennedy?

• [repeated line, as Maynard tries to say, 'Hasta luego'] 

  Maynard G. Krebs : Hasty lumbago.

• [In his new job at Gillis Grocery, Maynard is dealing with a young customer who speaks only Spanish] 

  Pepe : You got money to pay for this? You know, money, cash-arino, moolah, peso-ville.

  Pepe : Si, si, tengo dinero.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Good, good, 'cause I gotta have cash. I'm working for Herbert T. Gillis, merchant prince, who is a fine, decent, honorable man who is also mean and cheap.

• [Maynard misunderstands a shoeshine boy who speaks only Spanish, and gives him the money his classmates have collected for a dance; the boy returns later after Maynard has received his paycheck, but not for more money] 

  Maynard G. Krebs : No, don't start houndin' me for no more loot. I gotta give this back to the kids at school.

  Pepe : Por favor, no quiero su dinero.

  Maynard G. Krebs : I mean, like, ay-dee-os, I mean, go peddle your tortillas.

  [Maynard starts to leave, then has second thoughts] 

  Maynard G. Krebs : I bet you could use some tortillas now, huh? Here.

  [he hands the money to the boy] 

  Pepe : Ya tenemos.

  Maynard G. Krebs : That's all the loot I got, so, like, cut out now, huh, please?

  Pepe : [pleading]  No quiero su dinero.

  Maynard G. Krebs : Like, ay-dee-os, vamos, and hasty lumbago.

  Pepe : [with resignation]  Hasta luego, señor.