- Oliver Oken: [on his mom's magazines] I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow.
- Lucas: Did you see that? That was a move.
- Oliver Oken: Not just a move... that was a Hair Touch move.
- Lilly Truscott: [to Miley] The only thing you showed me is that we are no longer friends! I'm leaving, and I'm takin' the shrimp!
- Lucas: You're so cute, Lilypad.
- Lilly Truscott: Not as cute as you, Lukey-Wukey.
- Miley Stewart: I think I'm goin' to pukey-wukey.
- Miley Stewart: You're the one who's all "You see that cloud, too? How about we make it our cloud. What? You ran into a tree, too, awww!"
- Lilly Truscott: Well, you could've sat with us at lunch today.
- Miley Stewart: I did sit with you at lunch today.
- Lucas: I'm gonna go over there and talk to Hannah. Hey, maybe if things work out, I'll hook you up with her friend.
- Oliver Oken: Oh, fingers crossed!