- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What'd he leave me?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: It's a mine!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: It's a yours? But he was my uncle.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [reading Bullwinkle's letter] "My dear Mr. Moose."
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's me all right.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [continues] "This is to inform you that your Uncle Dewlap passed on last month."
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Uncle Dewlap?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Gee, I'm sorry, Bullwinkle. Were you very close?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I've never heard of him.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Says here he was your uncle twice removed.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Twice removed?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Once for vagrancy, and once for loitering.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I still never heard of him.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: He's left you an inheritance that...
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Oh! THAT Uncle Dewlap!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: You remember him now?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Remember my favorite in-law? Oh, shame, Rock!
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Hi, Mr. Nearly. Any mail today?
- Postmaster James J. Nearly: Well, I put your fan mail in those two sacks there, Rocky.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Fine.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: Nothing for me, I suppose.
- Postmaster James J. Nearly: Matter of fact, you do have one letter, Bullwinkle.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: I do? Now, who do I know that can write?
- Narrator: And our heroes blindly rode straight into frightful danger. Oh, what foul fiend could do a trick like that? What vinel villain? What perfidious scoundrel?
- Boris Badenov: Allow me to introduce myself. Boris Badenov, at your service.
- Narrator: Yes, it was true. The mysterious stranger was Boris Badenov, the world's lowest snake in the grass.
- Boris Badenov: Please, no more compliments. You'll turn my pretty head.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: Nobody's gonna scare us, eh, Bullwinkle?
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: No! Not you, anyways, Rock.