- Roadblock Jahurski: Gillis, I warned you not to see my ladyfriend Lottie Lee on penalty of instant mayhem.
- Maynard G. Krebs: Golly, Mr. Roadhouse, that must have slipped Dobie's mind because him and Lottie Lee have been out day and night.
- Dobie Gillis: Maynard!
- Maynard G. Krebs: [while impersonating Dobie in the football huddle] "Homerun Gillis is ready to sink that basket!"