It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gets Held Hostage (2007)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
Mac : Like tissue paper.
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Dee Reynolds : Dennis is gonna try and have you killed.
Charlie Kelly : I can't say that surprises me.
Dee Reynolds : He's gonna sell us all down the river.
Charlie Kelly : Okay, should we kill him first?
Dee Reynolds : Well, look, I don't want anybody to have to die, but if somebody does, there's no reason it shouldn't be Dennis.
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Charlie Kelly : [at gunpoint] Okay, don't shoot, okay? Just take whatever you want.
Mac : Yeah, take the cash register!
Dennis Reynolds : Take the girl!
Dee Reynolds : What do you mean take the girl?
Dennis Reynolds : Don't argue with him, just go!
Charlie Kelly : He's right. You better just go with them!
Dee Reynolds : But they're not trying to take me anywhere!
Mac : Don't try to be a hero, Dee, just do what they say!
Dee Reynolds : They're not saying anything!
Charlie Kelly : Well, what's the sense? If you keep arguing with them then we're all gonna die!