- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: And that's when the great Chinese wizard Lee first used dragon scales to build an impenetrable box for safeguarding one's wand. And then in the twelfth century there were nine native...
- Jerry Russo: Time! You're supposed to keep your oral reports *under* forty-five minutes; otherwise, you start losing people.
- [last lines]
- Uncle Kelbo: [passes his wand phone to Alex] Okay, you remember what to say, right?
- Alex Russo: Yes. Excuse me, I was just checking to see if your refrigerator's running.
- Theresa Russo: Uh, as a matter of fact my refrigerator is broken.
- Alex Russo: [to Kelbo] It's not running. What do I do if it's not running?
- Uncle Kelbo: She's on to us! Run!