Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Captain Kim (2020)

Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt

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• Amy Santiago : [Catching Jake and Holt trying to sneak off to read Captain Kim's mail]  Seriously? The bathroom sneak-off? It didn't work for Dana McAlpin trying to smoke a joint at the Winter Carnival Dance, and it's not going to work for you. Give me the mail. Hmm. You just got "chaperowned", O-W-N-E-D.

  Jake Peralta : Spelling is never cool.

  Officer Ray Holt : Wrong, that was extremely cool. Now I understand why you're "into her."

  Jake Peralta : Now you understand? You officiated our wedding.

• Captain Julie Kim : [Off camera]  Hallo?

  Raymond Holt : She's coming. Hide.

  Jake Peralta : Title of your sex tape?

• Raymond Holt : I paired a crab cake with a cooked Côtes du Rhne... like an animal.

• Jake Peralta : [Looking over pictures of their new Captain]  Okay, we've got her meeting the mayor, her dog-sitting for Bo Obama, Malala giving her an award, but no photos of Wuntch.

  Raymond Holt : That's because vampires don't appear on film. Perhaps we should be looking for a 17th-century woodblock print.

• Raymond Holt : We need to get that key. How are you at picking pockets?

  Jake Peralta : [Produces a wallet]  Does this answer your question?

  Raymond Holt : Whose wallet is that?

  Jake Peralta : It's mine. But it came out so smooth I barely even felt it.

• Raymond Holt : Excuse me, but does it seem slightly warm to anyone? I feel it is quite warm.

  Jake Peralta : What was that? You were supposed to cause a drunken scene.

  Raymond Holt : I was. I raised the volume of my voice 9%, as inebriated people do, and I spoke of the resultant rise in body temperature.

• Amy Santiago : All right, I know what's going on here. You two still don't trust Captain Kim and you're here to snoop on her.

  Raymond Holt : I don't know what you're talking about.

  Amy Santiago : Please. Look at your shoes. You only wear sneakers for their literal purpose: sneaking.

  Jake Peralta : That's crazy. He's wearing perfectly normal...

  Raymond Holt : No, she's right. The clown shoes gave me away.