- Self - Music Director and Bass Player: You would think that all we have to do is play what's on the record, but that's not the case. It's like once you get into a live environment the rules change, you know, and what works on a record doesn't always work live.
- Self - Special Appearance: It was an incredible show.
- Meat Loaf: Thank you, Dennis. It wasn't one of my favorites, but thank you.
- Self - Special Appearance: Well, how many times are they your favorite?
- Meat Loaf: Never
- [laughs]
- Meat Loaf: I hate 'em all.
- Self - Special Appearance: I know. That's why I told them that you're an angster. An angster.
- Meat Loaf: Oh, I'm waiting for the perfect show.
- Narrator: How's the venue look?
- Self - Music Director and Bass Player: Like every other freakin' venue we've ever played at.
- Meat Loaf: What's at stake is my reputation. My reputation is always at stake, no matter when I step on stage, to do the best show you possibly can do. And if I can't do that then I'm not going.
- Meat Loaf: Right now I'm so tired I dunno what I'm doing and I hated every minute of it. And I'm really bummed. I didn't like the show. It wasn't good for me. It's gotta be better in Vancouver.