Aliens in America (TV Series)

Rocket Club (2007)

Dan Byrd: Justin Tolchuck

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Quotes 

• [from CW preview] 

  Raja : So what do you usually do when you are feeling down?

  Justin : I don't know, uh - eat a brownie.

  Raja : Justin.

  [points to brownie pan] 

  Raja : The pan is empty.

  Justin : [seeing that it is indeed]  Uh, yeah.

• Justin : [voiceover]  The only real freedom I ever got was once a week at Rocket Club, which didn't even exist. You see, Craig, Dooley, and me just made it up as a cover one time 'cause we wanted to see Charlize Theron naked in the movie "North Country"

  Dooley : Who told you there was nudity in this?

  Craig : Look at her, she's filthy. I mean, eventually she *has* to shower.

  Justin : [voiceover]  Turns out, 'strip mining' was not what we thought it was...

• Justin : [voiceover]  Raja, meanwhile, had decided that if he actually *built* a model rocket, he wouldn't be lying.

  Salesman : Can I help you, son?

  Raja : Yes please. I need some flame-resistant wadding, reinforced cylindars, a really long fuse, detonation caps, and a radio-controlled timing device or simple alarm clock.

  Salesman : Can you, uh, wait right here?

  [Runs away in a panic] 

  Raja : Certainly, sir.