Aliens in America (TV Series)

Rocket Club (2007)

Adhir Kalyan: Raja

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Quotes 

• [from CW preview] 

  Raja : Justin if you have not brushed your teeth yet, perhaps we can brush them together. Either way, I think you'll know we brush just the same.

• [from CW preview] 

  Raja : So what do you usually do when you are feeling down?

  Justin : I don't know, uh - eat a brownie.

  Raja : Justin.

  [points to brownie pan] 

  Raja : The pan is empty.

  Justin : [seeing that it is indeed]  Uh, yeah.

• Justin : [voiceover]  Raja, meanwhile, had decided that if he actually *built* a model rocket, he wouldn't be lying.

  Salesman : Can I help you, son?

  Raja : Yes please. I need some flame-resistant wadding, reinforced cylindars, a really long fuse, detonation caps, and a radio-controlled timing device or simple alarm clock.

  Salesman : Can you, uh, wait right here?

  [Runs away in a panic] 

  Raja : Certainly, sir.

• Raja : Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.

  Franny : *You* look at pornography?

  Raja : Oh yes! It is very exciting to me to see women being made to flaunt themselves. And sometimes, I imagine that it is I who am taking the pictures. That is, of course, after I've tricked them into believing that I am M Night Shyamalan.