Dan Byrd: Justin Tolchuck

Quotes 

• Raja : A 'Roman Helmet?' I am so glad to see that you are respecting Anita, Justin.

  Justin : It's not as bad as it sounds.

  Raja : Oh, so draping your genitals across somebody's forehead is not degrading?

  Dooley : Not when two people love each other!

• Justin : It's Anita.

  Claire : Dude, don't be embarrassed. You're not the one who kissed you.

  Justin : Do you think it meant anything to her at all?

  Claire : Oh yeah - she'll never forget you.

  Justin : Really?

  Claire : You're the biggest mistake she ever made - that lasts forever.

• Franny : I just found a "cool tracker" in Madison who told me that all the cool kids are wearing this right now in Orange County.

  Justin : No, see mom, cool hip kids can wear that, but if I wear a shirt that says "computers rock" people will just think that I think computers rock.

  Justin : [Voice-over]  I knew this could only end badly but Project Justin gave my mom such a sense of purpose.

  Justin : Fine, I'll wear it.

  Franny : Yes!

  Raja : Oh, they *do* rock.

  Justin : [voiceover]  For some reason, Raja's endorsement *didn't* boost my confidence...

• Justin : [voiceover]  Seeing Anita there, looking so beautiful, nurturing our baby caterpillar, I realized without a doubt this was my moment.

  [Kisses her] 

  Anita Richardson : Did you just kiss me?

  Justin : Yes.

  Anita Richardson : Why?

  Justin : Because we both like caterpillars.

  Anita Richardson : Oh my GOD!

  Justin : Look I'm sorry, I just, I thought that with all the time we've been spending together and the arm touch...

  Anita Richardson : You actually thought YOU had a shot with ME?

  Justin : Now I just feel like you're being a little mean.

  Anita Richardson : Studying is one thing, but we just frenched!

  Justin : I'm sorry! This all made sense 12 seconds ago!

  Anita Richardson : Ewww, a WORM!

  Justin : It's a larva, you know that!

  Anita Richardson : [stomps on the caterpillar]  I've gotta go!

  Justin : [voiceover]  Sleeping Beauty had just woken up and took a royal dump on my heart.