- Franny: I just found a "cool tracker" in Madison who told me that all the cool kids are wearing this right now in Orange County.
- Justin: No, see mom, cool hip kids can wear that, but if I wear a shirt that says "computers rock" people will just think that I think computers rock.
- Justin: [Voice-over] I knew this could only end badly but Project Justin gave my mom such a sense of purpose.
- Justin: Fine, I'll wear it.
- Franny: Yes!
- Raja: Oh, they *do* rock.
- Justin: [voiceover] For some reason, Raja's endorsement *didn't* boost my confidence...
- Justin: [voiceover] Seeing Anita there, looking so beautiful, nurturing our baby caterpillar, I realized without a doubt this was my moment.
- [Kisses her]
- Anita Richardson: Did you just kiss me?
- Justin: Yes.
- Anita Richardson: Why?
- Justin: Because we both like caterpillars.
- Anita Richardson: Oh my GOD!
- Justin: Look I'm sorry, I just, I thought that with all the time we've been spending together and the arm touch...
- Anita Richardson: You actually thought YOU had a shot with ME?
- Justin: Now I just feel like you're being a little mean.
- Anita Richardson: Studying is one thing, but we just frenched!
- Justin: I'm sorry! This all made sense 12 seconds ago!
- Anita Richardson: Ewww, a WORM!
- Justin: It's a larva, you know that!
- Anita Richardson: [stomps on the caterpillar] I've gotta go!
- Justin: [voiceover] Sleeping Beauty had just woken up and took a royal dump on my heart.