Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Alma Mater (2007)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Sarah Walker : Look, maybe you should stay here.
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, cause that always works out well.
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Chuck Bartowski : [while being chased by bad guys] I swear this school has it in for me!
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John Casey : You sure it was Magnus you saw?
Chuck Bartowski : Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do *you* know?
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Sarah Walker : It says here the crossbow is his weapon of choice.
Chuck Bartowski : Oh, what, slingshot's too ineffective?
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Chuck Bartowski : [seeing the NSA chief on the TV] Wow, that new high-def screen sure shows every wrinkle.
John Casey : [General Beckman looks up through the screen] They can hear you.
Chuck Bartowski : What? Twinkle! Every twinkle... in her eye... Eyes.
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Chuck Bartowski : You didn't offer to kill Harry for Anna, did you?
John Casey : No. Why, you want me to kill him?
Chuck Bartowski : No. No, just curious.
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Captain Awesome : Chuck, come on, man. Lemme make it up to you, bro. Get up.
Chuck Bartowski : Ow!
Captain Awesome : I got you a ticket for the game.
Chuck Bartowski : Wow,
[still in pain]
Chuck Bartowski : thanks. But, uh, Sarah and I already have plans.
Captain Awesome : [frowns] It's your alma mater, dude.
Chuck Bartowski : Look, no offence, but I'd rather get hit... in the produce section... *again*... than go back to that place.
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Chuck Bartowski : I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I have to go back to Stanford.
John Casey : Cool.
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[repeated line]
Chuck Bartowski : Are you coming to the toga party?
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Kevin Rex : Plant a Stanford tree. Create a renewable resource for your children's future.
John Casey : You wanna save our environment, huh? Take a shower, hippie.
Chuck Bartowski : [Referring to his all-black attire] Nice job blending in with the crowd. Who you rooting for, death?
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Chuck Bartowski : No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?
Morgan Grimes : Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna Wu : He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna Wu : I'm just saying, I know a guy, very reasonable.
[Morgan and Chuck look at her incredulously]
Anna Wu : His rates, I mean. Not him.
Morgan Grimes : Way to think outside of the box, Anna! Me likey! What do you say, Chuck?
Chuck Bartowski : Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!
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Morgan Grimes : Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.
Chuck Bartowski : I'm on the phone.
Morgan Grimes : Shh, not here, not here. There are spies at the Buy More.
Chuck Bartowski : [hangs up the phone] Spies, really?
Morgan Grimes : Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tang's minions, man. They're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant managership.
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, from me. Right, thanks for the reminder.
Morgan Grimes : You got it, man. Listen, we need your help, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Help, what am I supposed to do? I'm, I'm just...
Morgan Grimes : ...One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend. So thought Frodo Baggins!
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Chuck Bartowski : [looking at a picture from a traffic camera] That's Fleming.
John Casey : [sarcastically] Thanks, you just saved me a lot of investigative work there, Intersect. The DMV told me that.
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John Casey : List off the numbers you remember.
Chuck Bartowski : I don't know, there were like ten of them. A couple a nines. A five, definitely started with a two.
John Casey : That's it? You've got a computer for a brain...
Chuck Bartowski : Look, it was a very stressful situation, okay, Casey? I watched a guy get skewered by a crossbow.
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Stanford Librarian : Hey, you, don't move. Charles Bartowski! You still owe the library $294.68 in late fees.
Chuck Bartowski : Do... Do you take credit cards?
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Chuck Bartowski : [while being shot at] Don't you think this would be a great time for me to be waiting in the car?
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Chuck Bartowski : I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing a new assistant manager polo shirt?
Morgan Grimes : It's monogrammed.
Chuck Bartowski : He must be stopped.