Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)
What Goes on Tour (2007)
Bret McKenzie: Bret
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Quotes
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Jemaine : How big's the bus going to be? The tour bus.
Murray : This is the tour bus, Jemaine.
Jemaine : This isn't a tour bus. It says here we're going to have a tour bus.
Murray : No, that's the rugby itinerary, isn't it? Alright, there's only two of you, you're not a big rugby team, you don't need a bus.
Bret : Oh, I thought we were getting a tour bus.
Murray : No, that's the rugby itinerary, Bret, alright? You can see there I've crossed out bus, haven't I?
Jemaine : Yeah you crossed out bus and you wrote bus.
Murray : Yeah, I got confused there, I didn't know what to do. Honda Accord was too big to fit in the gap there, so I put bus back in. I knew as soon as I wrote it there'd be some sort of controversy.