Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Bad News Blair (2007)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

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• Dan Humphrey : I don't know about Serena, Dad. I can't tell if she's worth it.

  Rufus Humphrey : What do you mean?

  Dan Humphrey : Well, uh, she's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bonmot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.

  Rufus Humphrey : [chuckling]  No one's that bad.

  Dan Humphrey : She is. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.

• Blair Waldorf : Serena sent you here to talk to me?

  Dan Humphrey : No believe it or not I actually came here myself.

  Blair Waldorf : Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [after Blair answered her phone and mocked Dan]  I'm so, so sorry about that.

  Dan Humphrey : And I'm so, so ready to hang up.