- Lilly Truscott: I wish we got an A on the project, what do you wish for?
- Miley Stewart: Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. It was just Hannah Montana all the time. It would sure make life a whole lot easier.
- Jackson Stewart: Me and my dolphin brothers don't care about no "Hann-e Montan-e"
- Dolphin: Chirps
- Jackson Stewart: Except for Dave, he loves you.
- Dolphin: Chirps more
- Jackson Stewart: Forget it Dave, you want an autograph, you come up here and ask for it yourself!
- Lilly Truscott: Hannah, you rock! I can't believe you did three encores!... can't believe you did three encores.
- Miley Stewart: Angel, there has got to be a way to get my old life back.
- Roxy: I told you Superstar, only one wish per customer. No refunds or exchanges.
- Jesse McCartney: Hey babe.
- [comes in and kisses Hannah on cheek]
- Jesse McCartney: Ready for our picnic on Papoui?
- Miley Stewart: What in the world is Papoui?
- Jesse McCartney: The island I bought you.
- Miley Stewart: Oh my gosh!
- [to Roxy]
- Miley Stewart: Jesse McCartney bought me an island.
- [Gasps]
- Miley Stewart: I'm sorry Jesse, I can't.
- Jesse McCartney: Why not?
- Miley Stewart: I'm sort of dealing with something right now, so...
- Jesse McCartney: You're so cute when you're dealing with something right now.
- Miley Stewart: That's sweet Jesse, but I think... I... I need to be alone.
- Jesse McCartney: You're so cute when you need to be alone.
- Miley Stewart: Jesse?
- Jesse McCartney: You're so cute when you say Jesse.
- Miley Stewart: Get Out!
- [pushes him out the door]
- Jesse McCartney: You're so cute when you kick me out.
- Miley Stewart: I'm serious!
- [closes door]
- Jesse McCartney: Ow!
- [gets hit on the nose]
- Jesse McCartney: You're still so cute.
- Miley Stewart: Angel, there has got to be some kind of loophole.
- Roxy: Well you could... no... Well how about if you... nuh uh... Oh, how about... Girl, I got nothing.
- Miley Stewart: Angel, I want my family back. I want my friends back, and Miley Stewert does not take no for an answer!
- Miley Stewart: [Continuing the the song the gondola driver is singing] Oh mama mia.
- Jesse McCartney: The perfect night. With the perfect girl.
- Pierre: Starts singing again.
- Jesse McCartney: I'd sing to you myself, but I need these lips for something else.
- Miley Stewart: Eeep!
- Jesse McCartney: You're so cute when you say eeep!
- Amber Addison: [Miley just wished that she was Hannah Montana, and she sees Lilly arriving with Amber and Ashley] Okay, everyone!
- Lilly Truscott: [arriving with Amber and Ashley] Prepare to be jealous!
- Ashley Dewitt: Because we look...
- Amber Addison, Lilly Truscott, Ashley Dewitt: [in unison, posing] FABULOUS! Ooohh!
- [putting their fingers in the middle, doing siss-fingers]
- Amber Addison, Lilly Truscott, Ashley Dewitt: Sssss!