- Scrooge McDuck: For a month, you've been haranguing me on your TV show; Why are you out to get me?
- Lawrence Loudmouth: I'm out to get r*atings*! But You're *big* news in this town! So if big news gets *bad* news, it's *good* news for my news! Incidentally, love the hat!
- [van speeds off]
- Scrooge McDuck: If I don't take a relaxing dip in the money bin, I may do something *violent*
- [punches through hat]
- Scrooge McDuck: To a certain TV reporter!