The Invention of Lying (2009)

Jennifer Garner: Anna McDoogles

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Quotes 

• Anna McDoogles : I was just masturbating.

  Mark Bellison : That makes me think of your vagina.

• Mark Bellison : [calling Anna]  Hi, this is Mark.

  Anna McDoogles : Oh, hi Mark. Didn't you get my email?

  Mark Bellison : The one about being not good enough for you?

  Anna McDoogles : That's the one.

  Mark Bellison : Yeah, got that. Cheers.

• Anna McDoogles : You're smart. You're kind. You're the sweetest man I've ever met. You are... You are definitely the most-interesting person I know. And you are fun to be with. And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world, and I like the way you see the world. You're my best friend. You make me happier than anyone I've ever known. And I love you.

• Anna McDoogles : [with an epiphany]  I've finally decided what I want!

  Mark Bellison : [expecting the worst]  And what is that?

  Anna McDoogles : I want short fat kids with snub noses!

  Mark Bellison : I'm your man.

  [Mark smiles; they kiss] 

• Mark Bellison : I did a bad thing...

  Anna McDoogles : It's okay, you get three!

• Anna McDoogles : You're chubby and you have a snub nose.