Shining Time Station (TV Series)

How the Station Got Its Name (1993)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : That's the funny thing about endings: they can surprise you. You think you've come to the end, but the story has hardly just begun.

• Mr. Conductor : [after they get back from time-traveling]  Why don't I cheer you up with the rest of the story? I'd say you've waited years to hear it.