- Rick Sanchez: [Sarcastically] Morty, please. Step back. That vat is full of acid. It will melt you completely, leaving only your bones.
- Morty Smith: God damnit.
- Rick Sanchez: I'm sorry, what did you say?
- Morty Smith: I'm going in the vat.
- [as Morty jumps into the vat his girlfriend pushes through the crowd. She runs away crying]
- Rick Sanchez: [Sarcastically] Oh god, oh, I blame myself. Oh, what a tragedy. Oh, well, he's bones now. I guess all debts are paid.
- NAACP member: Agreed. He's definitely dead.
- AARP member: Why else would the bones come up?
- #MeToo activist: While his actions were horrifying, and we are well within our rights to be outraged, I do wonder if we did bear some responsibility for this young man melting himself in acid.
- [Philosophically]
- #MeToo activist: Are we here for justice, or something else?
- Supreme Court Justice Sonya Sotamayor: [With significance] Though justice be thy plea, consider this, that in the course of justice none of us should seek salvation. We do pray for mercy.
- Rick Sanchez: Merchant of Venice. Nice. Very cool, lots to think about.
- Heroin Keith: Vengeance is a tomb all encompassing...
- Rick Sanchez: [Hastily] Ok. This isn't a poetry reading. A kid just died. Everyone go home and hug your loved one or something.
- Rick Sanchez: Well, I'm stumped. Seems like there's no way out of this one. Unless...
- [looks at something. Morty turns, and sees the vat of acid]
- Morty Smith: Goddamnit.
- Morty Smith: All right, let's just do this. I have English homework.
- Rick Sanchez: You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?
- [last lines]
- Rick Sanchez: All right. Come on, Morty, let's go home!
- Morty Smith: Wait, what? This isn't our reality?
- Rick Sanchez: What, you think I'd waste our home teaching you a fucking lesson? I am gonna miss this place, though: Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air, 9/11 never happened, and Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter and jelly instead of marshmallows.
- Morty Smith: But... what? The marshmallows are the best part!
- Rick Sanchez: MORTY!
- Rick Sanchez: Before what you're trying to do was called negging, it was called reverse psychology, and incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did.
- Rick Sanchez: Show him the crystals, Morty.
- [Shows 10 red crystals]
- Crime Boss: [Taking the red crystals while handing Rick 10 nearly identical grey crystals] Thanks, I'm going to make lots money with these.
- Rick Sanchez: [Taking the grey crystals] And I'll make lots of those with these.