Yes Man (2008)
Jim Carrey: Carl
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Quotes
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Allison : [riding on a motor scooter] Am I going too fast for you?
Carl Allen : Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.
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Allison : Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen : No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.
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Carl Allen : Hey, Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!
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Carl Allen : [while watching Saw on DVD] Oh come on, you're halfway through, just snap it off already!
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Norman : You called me Norm!
Carl Allen : Yeah.
Norman : Could that like be my nickname?
Carl Allen : Yeah, I guess.
Norman : Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours.
Carl Allen : Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but...
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Carl Allen : What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.
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Carl Allen : I am gone-o-reha. That didn't sound right.
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Tweed : Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?
Carl Allen : You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip.
Tweed : Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska.
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Carl Allen : You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night - I really like Red Bull.
[shakes his glow-in-the-dark hoop]
Carl Allen : ... got this new... glow in the dark thing... cant really see it right now, unless you go like this...
[holds part of the hoop to his eyes and covers it with his hands]
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[first lines]
Carl Allen : [refusing incoming cell phone call] No.
Carl Allen : [refusing another incoming call] No means no.
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Carl Allen : [talking to himself, walking back to town] Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do!
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Carl Allen : Was I chewing gum before?
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Carl Allen : I can't believe I tripped like that.
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Carl Allen : Yes!
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Carl Allen : [drunk] Hey... I'm just saying 'yes' to life... 'cause... you gotta say 'yes' to life... I'm in a secret covenant... That sounded naughty!
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Carl Allen : Steph...! I can't... I'm so sorry.
Stephanie : What are you saying?
Carl Allen : ...I'm saying "no."
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Carl Allen : [incredibly drunk, after losing a bar brawl, said very sadly] She's never gonna go to a ball.
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Carl Allen : The era of "yes" has begun.
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Nick : Psh, fine! I wipe my ass with fine!
Carl Allen : ...Wow. Um. Ok?
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Wes : At first I thought you might be raiding our coffers.
Carl Allen : I would never do that!
Wes : I would if I could so why wouldn't you?
[uncomfortable silence]
Wes : [Wes laughs like it was a joke]
