Yes Man (2008)

Zooey Deschanel: Allison

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• Allison : The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

• Allison : [riding on a motor scooter]  Am I going too fast for you?

  Carl Allen : Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.

• Allison : Are you stalking me?

  Carl Allen : No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

• Allison : [singing with her band]  Don't call me past 11 PM, it won't happen again. You can call me at 10:59 but don't call me at 11 because that's my rule now.

• Allison : Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking, asshole!

• Allison : [singing with her band]  Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times.

• Allison : [singing on stage]  I shoulda been the one to break up with you. / He said who are you, who are you? / I wanna snap your neck and spit on you. / He said who are you, who are you?