Noah's Ark (2007) Poster

(2007)

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6/10
Effective But Somewhat Questionable
connormacrae20 November 2015
I find this movie to be very reasonable, with that mature humor that even adults will enjoy. The rest of the movie is fairly good, too. But there are parts that have made me feel curious.

First off, the "creatures". We've seen humanoid animals before, but while there's nothing really "wrong" with the acting, it's the character images I'm talking about, and it's not the males, it's the females.

I'd like to note of the female characters, and in that case that would be Panthy, which I believe is a black panther-wolf hybrid. I want to note that she has very large breasts and is completely nude. Keep in mind this is a G-rated movie for KIDS. Panthy looks like she fits in an anime movie. If your going to let your kids watch this movie, make sure they're at least 10 years old. Otherwise your children will be looking at porn before they've even finished Elementary school.

To finish this off, it's a good movie if you can get past the sexual level.
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5/10
Another trashy movie
arielsiere23 July 2022
Awful, stereotypical, cheesy and bland movie i have to deal with this movie is just pathetic they even made a paordy of the song called I Will Survive from The Angry Birds Movie (2016) and cake a band i listened in Spotify and even from the Chicken Little version at least the music is okay.
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7/10
Cute and watchable...
RosanaBotafogo21 April 2023
Have fun with the most hilarious comedy ever about the adventures of the passengers of Noah's Ark, a huge vessel built by Noah at God's request. The coexistence on board of both the thousands of animals and humans is not easy... While the predators plan to eat the herbivores, the great Noah has difficulties in controlling the boat, perhaps due to his myopia, or because he has always lived in the desert... Céu Deus will monitor the course of events step by step, accompanied by his faithful assistant and scribe - the Angel - who compiles all the facts in the work destined to become the greatest Best Seller of all times!

The biblical story of Noah's ark retold in a caricatured and comical way, while maintaining the childish sweetness and naive Grace, that simple graphic, nothing very exciting, a Latin touch of candor, delicacy and love... Nothing very attractive or innovative, simple, cute and almost boring, some unnecessary situations, like bullying, necessary evil in children's animations about villainous behavior... Cute and watchable...
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10/10
Possibly the best animated version of Noah's Ark
thedarkjackal10128 April 2008
Watch the film on Youtube. Believe me, it's worth it. The humor is mature enough for adults to enjoy, yet doesn't step on too many taboo toes.

It doesn't sugarcoat *everything*.

Just watch it...

I would recommend this version of Noah's Ark to any parent who isn't afraid of their kid seeing a little more mature humor. Think, 'Brave Little Toaster.' in terms of PC.

All in all, I'd say the film deserves more attention than it's been getting.
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