The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

This Looks Like a Job for Bat-Mite! (1977)

Burt Ward: Robin, Dick Grayson

Quotes 

• Bat-Mite : [pops up out of nowhere, sitting in the Batmobile's center seat]  Hi, Caped Crusaders.

  Robin : Not anymore, Bat-Mite. We're the Crime Crusaders. Now, buzz off!

  Bat-Mite : No way. You're still the good guys. Zarbor's mind ray has just messed up your head.

  Batman : Buzz off, Rat-Mite!

  Bat-Mite : I'm stayin'.

  Robin : You're goin'!

  Bat-Mite : Stayin'.

  Batman : Going!

  [pushes button for ejector seat] 

  Bat-Mite : Goin'!

  Robin : Right on, Crime Crusader!

  [both laugh evilly] 

• Robin : [City Hall has been turned upside down]  Holy Headstands! What happened, Commissioner?

• Robin : Holy Conspiracy! What do you want with us, Zarbor?

  Zarbor : I am going to rule the entire Eath. And you and Batman are going to help me.

  Robin : You're nuts!

  Zarbor : Ãm I? You're already here, and Batman will soon take his place beside you.

  Robin : You've forgotten one thing.

  Zarbor : Oh?

  Robin : We never help turkeys like you.