- Batman: [using Bat-Wrist Communicator] What's up, Commissioner?
- Commissioner Gordon: What's up? Half of Gotham City is up. And I'm fed up!
- Bat-Mite: [pops up out of nowhere, sitting in the Batmobile's center seat] Hi, Caped Crusaders.
- Robin: Not anymore, Bat-Mite. We're the Crime Crusaders. Now, buzz off!
- Bat-Mite: No way. You're still the good guys. Zarbor's mind ray has just messed up your head.
- Batman: Buzz off, Rat-Mite!
- Bat-Mite: I'm stayin'.
- Robin: You're goin'!
- Bat-Mite: Stayin'.
- Batman: Going!
- [pushes button for ejector seat]
- Bat-Mite: Goin'!
- Robin: Right on, Crime Crusader!
- [both laugh evilly]
- Robin: Holy Conspiracy! What do you want with us, Zarbor?
- Zarbor: I am going to rule the entire Eath. And you and Batman are going to help me.
- Robin: You're nuts!
- Zarbor: Ãm I? You're already here, and Batman will soon take his place beside you.
- Robin: You've forgotten one thing.
- Zarbor: Oh?
- Robin: We never help turkeys like you.