A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.A lazy painter learns that great art comes from pain as his life is ruined by a ninja.
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Lauren Ashley Bishop
- Sharon
- (as Lauren Bishop)
Nihilist Gelo
- Marcus
- (as J. Scott)
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- TriviaThe movie theater where The Art of Pain was shot at is the historic Landmark at the Century Mall. The director, Matt Brookens, wrote the screenplay while working there as an usher. "I always wanted to see what would happen if somebody were to fall off that ledge in the middle of the mall," states Brookens. "I finally got to throw someone off in the film!"
- Crazy creditsWolf Wrangler- John Basile. Yes we had an Arctic Timber Wolf for one day on set for a dream sequence. Odin didn't like the 100+ degree Chicago weather, so we had to cut most of his performance.
- ConnectionsRemade as Starving Artist Beatdown (2014)
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How does a movie with a $12 budget get 9-10 star reviews?
Easy. The people who produce, direct, and act in the garbage review the movie themselves. Since very few people want to waste their time reviewing garbage, they don't bother to refute the stupid, obviously skewed reviews. Its pretty easy to spot these turd movies. If you haven't ever heard of it before, and it has any ten star reviews, some unethical sh1th3@d wrote a fake review for it to sucker you into watching it. This movie was so bad I couldn't get through the first twenty minutes of it. I didn't pay a dime to see it, but I felt as if the producers owed me my $14 back. If this movie made it to the theater and it sold one ticket, it would probably have made a profit. I'm betting everyone in the movie probably worked for free just so they could say "I was in a movie!". I think the production company trolled the soup kitchens for the acting and filming staff, paid them in garbage and cardboard, and they still didn't get their money's worth. I give this production 28 thumbs down, which means I had to hack off 26 human hands just to show you, the reader of this review, how strongly I disliked this movie. Avoid this steaming pile at all costs.
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- slatromhsiloof
- Nov 26, 2010
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- $400,000 (estimated)
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