- Guillermo Montoya: I thought you put the tennis in Tennessee...
- Miley Stewart: Yea and I kinda just left it there.
- Miley Stewart: [after overhearing Guillermo's angry phone conversation] Is anything wrong?
- Guillermo Montoya: My partner for the celebrity tennis tournament sprained her thumb. Speed-texting.
- Miley Stewart: [to Lily and Oliver after their loud arguments] Sounds like you guys are having a great time. You wanna know how I know? 'Cause I can hear y'all from over there!
- Miley Stewart: [looking At Oliver's Disguise] What is that, armpit hair?
- Oliver Oken: [to Lilly] I thought you said no one could tell!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: [Robbie is having his palm read] What do you see?
- Madame Escajeda: You, dancing in front of many people.
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Fortune teller say what? I'm not much of a dancer.
- Madame Escajeda: I can see that too! But if you would just bend your knees...
- Robbie Ray Stewart: Oh that's it! Give it a rest woman, I'm out of here!
- Madame Escajeda: Oh, sure. Now, you move your feet!
- Guillermo Montoya: And who might your friends be?
- Miley Stewart: Well, Gui, this is Lola Loftnagle. And this is...
- Oliver Oken: [looks at microphone stand] Mikestand. Mike. Stand. Ley. Mike Standley. The third.
- Lilly Truscott: And hopefully the last.
- Miley Stewart: He thinks I'm a tiger.
- Lilly Truscott: He thinks I'm colorful. That just leaves strange for you, Mikey.
- Lilly Truscott: Hey Miley, I made you a cake.
- Oliver Oken: Pathetic! Trying to butter her up with cake. Hey Miley, I made you a shirt!
- Robbie Ray Stewart: What takes you girls so long?
- Miley Stewart: Wig.
- Lilly Truscott: Make-up.
- Miley Stewart: Wardrobe.
- Miley Stewart: [with Lola, showing their bracelets] Bling!
- Miley Stewart: And then you hate it and you gotta start all over again.
- Lilly Truscott: [Speaking simultaneously] She's taking me! Tell him!
- Oliver Oken: She's taking me! Tell her!