Dark Shadows (2012)

Jonny Lee Miller: Roger Collins

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• Barnabas Collins : [holds a fork]  I see you have been driven to even sell the prized family silverware.

  Roger Collins : How can you tell? Those are exact replicas.

  Barnabas Collins : Had this been silver, I would have burst into flame at the slightest touch.

  Elizabeth Collins Stoddard : Yes, you mentioned that you had a terrible silver allergy.

• [Barnabas hoists up Roger] 

  Roger Collins : What are you d...?

  Barnabas Collins : I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David.

  Roger Collins : Or...?

  Barnabas Collins : Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.

• Barnabas Collins : The Collins have always held the biggest and most expensive balls.

  Roger Collins : That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!

• Barnabas Collins : Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class.

  Roger Collins : Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.

  Barnabas Collins : Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.