- Justin Russo: I never liked baseball, anyway.
- Jerry Russo: Then why did you try out for the team?
- Justin Russo: To impress Kari Langsdorf.
- Jerry Russo: Oh. I get it. You know, when I was your age, I tried using magic to impress a girl. Turned into a total disaster.
- Justin Russo: What happened?
- Jerry Russo: I married her.
- [laughs]
- Jerry Russo: I'm just kidding.
- [becomes serious]
- Jerry Russo: Seriously, I'm just kidding. Don't even say I said that, even as a joke.
- Kari Langsdorf: [cheering from the bleachers at a youth baseball game] Come on Justin! Good luck, Justin! Throw a ken-nuckle ball!
- Jerry Russo: I know what you did, Alex. You broke the rules and used magic because you wanted Riley to ask you out
- Alex Russo: I did no such thing! And it totally worked.
- [last lines]
- Justin Russo: What movie do you want to see?
- Kari Langsdorf: Oh, I only date baseball players, and I only see movies about...
- Justin Russo: Baseball.
- Kari Langsdorf: No, cats.
- Justin Russo: Okay. Uh. Are there any movies out right now about cats?
- Kari Langsdorf: No.
- Justin Russo: Uh-huh. Uh, would you see a movie about dogs?
- Kari Langsdorf: Not unless they're cats disguised as dogs.
- Justin Russo: Farm animals?
- Kari Langsdorf: Are there cats, like, disguised as farm animals, like cows and stuff?
- Justin Russo: Yeah... I'll tell you what: why don't we wait till a cat movie comes out? I'll keep an eye on the paper, real close. Good talking to you, Kari.