Burn Notice (TV Series)

Rough Seas (2008)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

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Quotes 

• [trying to convince Michael to help a medical relief agency] 

  Sam Axe : Can't hurt to talk to her, Mike.

  Michael Westen : Mmm, it could. It could hurt a little. Could hurt a lot.

• Sam Axe : Hey, Mike. You remember Virgil?

  Virgil Watkins : Mike! I brought us some tall, cool ones.

  Michael Westen : I seem to recall you promising to stay out of Miami. Last time I saw you, there were people looking for you. Angry people, with guns.

• [Fiona had to cancel a date in order to help Michael] 

  Fiona Glenanne : I had to tell my date I got food poisoning.

  Sam Axe : Come on, Fi. Don't be like that.

  Fiona Glenanne : I don't want him dead. Just bruised.

• Fiona Glenanne : Why not go in now?

  Sam Axe : Because Mike could get hurt.

  Fiona Glenanne : Doesn't sound so bad.

• Sam Axe : [on the phone]  Uh, listen, Virgil needs to ask you just a little favor.

  Virgil Watkins : [takes the phone]  Listen, I didn't pack enough underwear, so I borrowed a set o' your boxers - the blue ones with the stripes.

  Michael Westen : They will never fit you; stay out of my closets.

  Virgil Watkins : They're a little snug down under, but I got all packed in. 'Preciate it.

  Sam Axe : Mike, be glad you didn't have to see that.