Fired Up! (2009)
Sarah Roemer: Carly
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Quotes
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Carly : You know what John Lennon always said.
Shawn Colfax : No, I don't. I'm not in my fifties. I could ask my dad though.
[smiling]
Carly : Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
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Nick Brady : Hi Carly.
Carly : [sarcastically] I know, it's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever, and you love every bone in my body, especially yours!
Nick Brady : No, but that's a good one, do you mind if I use it?
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Dr. Rick : You're dumping me for him?
Carly : No, I'm dumping you, period. And then I'm gonna be with him. Period. If... that's okay with him, question mark.
Shawn Colfax : Totally. Exclamation point.
Dr. Rick : Oh puke. Parenthesis, bold, underline.
[pleadingly]
Dr. Rick : Carly Horse. Carly Junior's, baby. Larry, Mo, and Carly. Carly and the Chocolate Factor, sugar. Carlsbad, Carlyfornia.
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Carly : I know at the beginning I might've been a little against you two joining the squad.
Shawn Colfax : I believe you called us 'godless douche-monsters.'
Carly : Actually, it was 'soulless beav-wranglers.'
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Dr. Rick : I'll be watching you.
Shawn Colfax : Yeah. That's exactly what an audience member does at a performance-based event.
Carly : [to Rick] Just go sit down.
Dr. Rick : [makes 'my eyes are on you' gesture] Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents reference. LOVE IT.
Nick Brady : [as Rick walks away] God he seems great.
Shawn Colfax : Really nice!
Nick Brady : Mm, I like him.
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[Dr. Rick reveals that Nick and Shawn are in the camp just to get girls. Carly is furious. Rick reads Nick's diary aloud to humiliate him]
Dr. Rick : "Cheer camp, day one. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha. Queeratron. Ha-ha-ha.
[Nick approaches Rick angrily]
Nick Brady : Let's go. Give it to me.
[Rick's burly friends stop Nick]
Dr. Rick : [continues reading from Nick's diary] "And thereby Diora"...
[Rick sees that Diora stands nearby and points at her. She is surprised to hear what he reads from Nick's diary]
Dr. Rick : ..."I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?"
[Nick charges at Rick, but again Rick's burly friends stop him until Rick reads more. Finally Nick gets the diary back]
Nick Brady : Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Shawn Colfax : Carly, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.
Carly : Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing.
Shawn Colfax : Carly, please, let me explain. Give me just one second.
[Rick and Carly walk away, Rick hugging her shoulder]
Dr. Rick : See you later, high school.
[Diora approaches Nick]
Nick Brady : I didn't write that. I bought the book. It was in there.
Diora : It was beautiful. Thanks.
[Diora kisses Nick on the cheek and walks away. Nick is stunned, for anything he tried so far did not impress Diora]
Nick Brady : Wow, I never really thought of that one. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. So simple.
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Carly : [introducing her boyfriend] He's Pre-med at Illinois.
Shawn Colfax : Then why do you call yourself doctor?
Dr. Rick : Why put off the inevitable?
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Shawn Colfax : [coming to] Did we win? Are we going to State?
Carly : No, we came in nineteenth.
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Carly : We are driving! We we are driving!
Cheerleaders : We are driving! We we are driving!
Carly : We like driving! We we like driving!
Cheerleaders : We like driving! We we like driving!
Carly : We are eating! We we are eating!
Cheerleaders : We are eating! We we are eating!
Cheerleaders : We are driving again! We are driving!
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Dr. Rick : We're learning about the effects of lavender therapy on type-2 carcinoma patients.
Shawn Colfax : How's that working out? Anyone go into remission after smelling a flower?
Dr. Rick : ...Alright, you caught me man. I picked you some flowers, Carly.
Carly : That is so sweet. Where are they?
Dr. Rick : ...I made a special wish on them and threw them into the sky.
