Big Mouth (TV Series)
The New Me (2020)
Maya Rudolph: Connie the Hormone Monstress
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Quotes
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Connie the Hormone Monstress : I think it's best for everyone if the boys keep their distance this summer.
Maury the Hormone Monster : Oh, I couldn't agree more.
Connie the Hormone Monstress : But... you can still bust open my biscuit once in a while.
Maury the Hormone Monster : I love a country breakfast.
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Connie the Hormone Monstress : That doesn't look like a mongoose at all. That's just a child's dick.
[to audience]
Connie the Hormone Monstress : Welcome back, bitches!
[cut to opening credits]
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Jessi Glaser : Hello, Natalie.
Natalie : Hey, Jessi.
Jessi Glaser : Welcome to the bunk.
Connie the Hormone Monstress : What in the hell, girl? Do you hate Natalie because she's trans?
Jessi Glaser : No! Of course not! I hate Natalie because last summer she called me "fire crotch", and the whole camp made fun of my "burning bush".
Connie the Hormone Monstress : Well, to me, Connie, that sound like a compliment. She saw God in your pussy.
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Connie the Hormone Monstress : Woo! They put us in the bunk with the cool city girls. They got so many serums and lotions and potions.
Jessi Glaser : Yeah. Maybe I'll finally learn how to pluck my...
Connie the Hormone Monstress : Your nipple hairs?
Jessi Glaser : I was gonna say eyebrows. You noticed them?
Connie the Hormone Monstress : The thing is, your nipple hairs are black, but the rest of your hairs are red. Why?