George Lopez (TV Series)
You Dropped a Mom on Me (2005)
Valente Rodriguez: Ernie
Quotes
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Benny : Hey check it out, Angie's nightshirt just fits me.
Ernie : [reads front] You want fries...
[reads back when she turns around]
Ernie : With this shake?
George Lopez : Ugh, that's not a shake, that's an Unhappy Meal.
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[Ernie comes in carrying a can with Benny's picture on it]
George Lopez : What's with the can?
Ernie : Oh, I hit the neighborhood to try and raise money for your mom. I told everyone how she'd lost her savings when her house burned down and that any amount of money will help, no matter how small.
Angie Lopez : Ernie, this can's empty.
Ernie : Yeah, I know. She's not well-liked. Oh, uh, there were some notes, though. Check it out.
[pulls out the notes]
Ernie : [reads] "You deserve it." "You had it coming." "What the hell does God have to do to finish you off?" Oh. "I hope you build a new house..."
Angie Lopez : Well, that's not bad.
Ernie : [continues] "But this time the windows are painted shut so you're trapped inside and you burn alive like the wicked witch you are."
George Lopez : Who signed that? I want to send him a Christmas card.
Ernie : Actually, a whole lot of people signed it. It's more like a petition.