- Rolly: [holding a bunny-shaped candy, talking with an effeminate voice] I am just a little bunny, and I would not hurt anyone.
- [he eats the bunny and takes out another]
- Rolly: I am just a little bunny and...
- [he eats the bunny and takes out another]
- Rolly: I... am... just...
- [he eats the bunny and starts devouring the whole box]
- Rolly: I need more bunnies! Give me more bunnies! Bunny!
- Roger Dearly: Oh, Lucky. You know I can't stay mad at you. You're my favorite.
- Cadpig: Gee, it's enough to make you want to toss your kibble.
- Cadpig: Oh, I hope Roger picks me! That trophy matches my inner glow.
- Spot: Who cares about the trophy? I just wanna bring honor to Dearly Farm.
- Rolly: Roger isn't picking a chicken, Spot. He's gonna choose a dog... with a nose for bones... like me.
- Lucky: Dream on, guys. Roger has only one favorite, and we know who that is.
- Cadpig: Oh, forgive me, chosen one. And if it weren't for my total commitment to world peace, I'd kick your sorry little...
- Spot: Hey, where are you going, Tripod?
- Tripod: Gotta start practicing for the contest. Gotta dig, gotta pump up, gotta feel the burn! You guys coming?
- Lucky: Nah, I've got... shall we say... connections.
- Tripod: No pain, no gain.
- Lucky: Roger's choosing Tripod over me? We gotta get him to a doctor. Maybe he's a clone! His body's been snatched in an alien invasion!
- [first lines]
- TV Announcer: He overcame incredible obstacles to become the fastest, most beloved racing dog of all time. Go-Go, the Fastest Dog in the World. Next on Dogography.
- TV Announcer: See Go-Go, the Fastest Dog in the World running daily at De Vil Downs. You gotta go-go.
- Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: We gotta go-go!
- Cruella de Vil: Wait, come back. Don't leave just because that canine lost. Please, stay and gamble away your hard earned money.
- Rolly: Besides, you only lost one race.
- Spot: Yeah. It's not like they're gonna to tear the place down.
- Cruella de Vil: [on a megaphone] What are you waiting for? Tear the place down!
- Jasper Badun: Tear down the track?
- Horace Badun: But you can't tear it down.
- Jasper Badun: It's our livelihood.
- Horace Badun: Yeah. It's where we lose all our money.
- Horace Badun: Just give us one more chance.
- Jasper Badun: To win our money back.
- Horace Badun: Or lose it again.
- Cadpig: Now remember, everyone. In group therapy, we are not here to judge. We are here to help. Okayyy, which loony's going first?
- [last lines]
- Lucky: Sorry I was such a jerk.
- Tripod: Well, I couldn't have done it without you helping us out of the mud.
- Roger Dearly: Collars for everybody.
- Fetch: Hi, my name's Fetch.
- Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: Hi, Fetch.
- Fetch: I'm afraid of sticks.
- Lucky: We're here for you, Fetch.
- Cadpig: Next.
- Kelly: Hi. My name's Kelly.
- Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: Hi, Kelly.
- Kelly: I'm afraid of sheep.
- Rolly: That's rough, man.
- Go-Go: [clears throat] Hi. My name's Go-Go.
- Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: Hi, Go-Go.
- Go-Go: I'm afraid of... bunnies.
- [the therapy group laugh at him mercilessly]