- Dumpling: [Rolly lands in the mud covering Mayor and Dumpling in mud; yelling] DADDY!
- Mayor: [to Rolly] If and I ever get up, you puppies are in a world of trouble
- [Cadpig, Lucky and Rolly land in the pig pen, covering Mayor and Dumpling in mud again]
- Mayor: You're going to make me get up
- [Cadpig, Lucky and Rolly land in the pen again covering Mayor and Dumpling in mud again;angry]
- Mayor: I'm getting up!
- Cadpig: Well at least we all didn't end up in the mud hole again.
- Mayor: [has a bucket in his mouth] I'm up
- [throws mud on Lucky, Cadpig and Rolly]
- Cadpig: Well, there's the mud bath. When's the herbal rub?
- Cruella de Vil: Who's idiotic idea was it to put a bird bath in the middle of your driveway?
- Anita Dearly: Cruella, we don't have a bird bath in our driveway.
- Cruella de Vil: Well, you do now.
- Lucky: We may have missed lunch hour, but lunch will be ours! I have a plan that'll have us chowing down in no time! We'll be swimming in kibble once we...
- Spot: Lucky, if I could interject here for just a second...
- Lucky: Spot, don't interupt my moment... Once we break into the chow tower!
- Cadpig: Great moment, Lucky.
- [last lines]
- Lucky: You know what I've learned, Spot?
- Spot: Yep, you've learned...
- Lucky: To listen. I mean, think of how much easier this would have been if we would have listened to you in the first place.
- Spot: You've definately learned something.
- Cadpig: Oh, Spot, the next time you have something to say, please don't let us ever ever ever interupt, k?
- Spot: Actually, I do have something to say...
- Rolly: Spot, please! Can't you see we're trying to eat here?
- Cadpig: You know? When I get hungry, I have a mental meal. Mmm... Right now, I'm having a heaping stack of blueberry pancakes with honey butter and warm maple syrup... with a side of sausage links, and home fries, and orange juice, and wheat toast, buttered on one side only please... Thank you.
- [Rolly faints in hunger]
- Cadpig: Looks like he's having a psychic sugar rush.
- Lucky: We may have missed lunch hour, but lunch will be ours! I have a plan that will have us chowing down in no time! We'll be swimming in kibble once we...
- Spot: Lucky? If I could just interject here for a second...
- Lucky: Spot, don't interrupt my moment.
- [continuing his speech]
- Lucky: Once we... break into the chow tower!
- Cadpig: [sarcastically] Great moment, Lucky.
- Cruella de Vil: Who's idea was it to put a bird bath in the middle of your driveway?
- Anita Dearly: Cruella, we don't have a bird bath in our driveway.
- Cruella de Vil: Well, you do now.
- [first lines]
- Roger Dearly: [programming a computer game] Oh, this is good. This is very good. M-my best work yet. Oh, I've outdone myself.