David Spade: Self - Host

Quotes 

• David Spade : Astronomers have discovered a new planet hovering around a young star. The planet's been named 'Harvey Weinstein'.

  [Audience and panel laugh and groan] 

  David Spade : I mean, that's if you don't get the other ones.

  Dave Attell : Lights Out!

  [shakes his head] 

• David Spade : [Spade just told an anecdote involving Christ Rock]  Hold on, let me pick up that name you dropped.

  Dave Attell : No! No, he's a comedian, it doesn't count.

• David Spade : Two things Spade doesn't do: make mistakes and second takes.