The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)
The White Lightning War (1975)
Lee Majors: Col. Steve Austin
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Quotes
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Kermit : Now then, what sort of business you got with Mr. Willis?
Col. Steve Austin : Look, just tell me where he is, you're wasting my time.
Kermit : You may not have a whole lotta time to waste, so why don't you just hop in this fancy machine of yours and ease on outta town. Do you read me, boy?
Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, like a dime novel.
[grabs him by the dungarees and lifst him onto the hood of his car]
Col. Steve Austin : You tell me where I can find Bo Willis, boy, or I'm gonna sharpen your heels and drive you into the ground, you understand me?
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Col. Steve Austin : I'll have a drink.
Johnny : Water, soda pop or milk? This here's a dry county, mister.
Col. Steve Austin : I really came in to try some of that famous Bo Willis White Lightning.
Johnny : I don't know what you're talking about, mister.
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Col. Steve Austin : Well, I thought files came in cakes.
Middy : Just sandwiches, if you wanna buy 'em.
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Col. Steve Austin : Better not try it. Willis might not like his number one boy getting blown up.
Sheriff Weems : How did you know?
Col. Steve Austin : I saw it in a movie once.
Sheriff Weems : But it's dark.
Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, it was dark in the movie, too.
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Col. Steve Austin : Well, I'm sure you heard what happened to the still and car and the tanker truck while I was in jail.
Charles Quinten : Yes. Sounds like you have an army behind you.
Col. Steve Austin : Well, let's just say I got a strong right arm.
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Sheriff Weems : Listen, we just as soon work for you, I never did like Willis anyway.
Col. Steve Austin : Oh, that's mighty nice of you, but I got other plans for you too.
Sheriff Weems : You, you ain't gonna put that snake up here, are ya?
Col. Steve Austin : No, he'd, eh, probably bite you and get sick.
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Col. Steve Austin : Well how does it look?
Oscar Goldman : Quinten's ready to make a deal.
Col. Steve Austin : No, that's not what I meant.
Oscar Goldman : Well frankly pal, I like you better with the beard.
Col. Steve Austin : I didn't, I didn't mean the beard, I meant the sign.
Oscar Goldman : Oh, the sign? Oh, yeah. Oh the sign, yeah, the sign looks good. Why?
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Col. Steve Austin : You always this brave with frightened women?
Sheriff Weems : You shut your mouth, bright boy! And come along... we got a squirmy little pet out here, who's dying to get his teeth into you!
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Sheriff Weems : This is as far as you go!
[pushes Steve towards a hole]
Col. Steve Austin : I suppose I'll find out what happened to the other troublemakers now, huh?
Sheriff Weems : Well lots of strangers have bad accidents, in this part of the woods
Col. Steve Austin : y-yeah? What kind of accidents?
Kermit : Take a look in the hole, bright boy!
Sheriff Weems : [Steve glances down to see Rattle Snake] Get in the hole, boy!
Col. Steve Austin : Please, fellas! No!
Kermit : You wont have to stay long!
[pushes Steve into the hole]
Col. Steve Austin : Ugh!
[grunts from the fall]
Col. Steve Austin : Aagh... Ow!
[snake bites his leg]
Kermit : Aw! Bit him in the leg!
[Steve grunts in pain as the snake bites again]
Kermit : Oh he's a mean one!
[Kermit smiles]
Kermit : Bit him-Bit him in the other leg!
Sheriff Weems : You can get out of there now, bright boy.
[Steve crawls out of the hole fake limping and groaning]