The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The White Lightning War (1975)

Robert Donner: Kermit

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Quotes 

• Kermit : Now then, what sort of business you got with Mr. Willis?

  Col. Steve Austin : Look, just tell me where he is, you're wasting my time.

  Kermit : You may not have a whole lotta time to waste, so why don't you just hop in this fancy machine of yours and ease on outta town. Do you read me, boy?

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, like a dime novel.

  [grabs him by the dungarees and lifst him onto the hood of his car] 

  Col. Steve Austin : You tell me where I can find Bo Willis, boy, or I'm gonna sharpen your heels and drive you into the ground, you understand me?

• Sheriff Weems : This is as far as you go!

  [pushes Steve towards a hole] 

  Col. Steve Austin : I suppose I'll find out what happened to the other troublemakers now, huh?

  Sheriff Weems : Well lots of strangers have bad accidents, in this part of the woods

  Col. Steve Austin : y-yeah? What kind of accidents?

  Kermit : Take a look in the hole, bright boy!

  Sheriff Weems : [Steve glances down to see Rattle Snake]  Get in the hole, boy!

  Col. Steve Austin : Please, fellas! No!

  Kermit : You wont have to stay long!

  [pushes Steve into the hole] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Ugh!

  [grunts from the fall] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Aagh... Ow!

  [snake bites his leg] 

  Kermit : Aw! Bit him in the leg!

  [Steve grunts in pain as the snake bites again] 

  Kermit : Oh he's a mean one!

  [Kermit smiles] 

  Kermit : Bit him-Bit him in the other leg!

  Sheriff Weems : You can get out of there now, bright boy.

  [Steve crawls out of the hole fake limping and groaning]