The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The White Lightning War (1975)

Hugh Gillin: Sheriff Weems

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Quotes 

• Col. Steve Austin : Better not try it. Willis might not like his number one boy getting blown up.

  Sheriff Weems : How did you know?

  Col. Steve Austin : I saw it in a movie once.

  Sheriff Weems : But it's dark.

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, it was dark in the movie, too.

• Sheriff Weems : Listen, we just as soon work for you, I never did like Willis anyway.

  Col. Steve Austin : Oh, that's mighty nice of you, but I got other plans for you too.

  Sheriff Weems : You, you ain't gonna put that snake up here, are ya?

  Col. Steve Austin : No, he'd, eh, probably bite you and get sick.

• Col. Steve Austin : You always this brave with frightened women?

  Sheriff Weems : You shut your mouth, bright boy! And come along... we got a squirmy little pet out here, who's dying to get his teeth into you!

• Sheriff Weems : This is as far as you go!

  [pushes Steve towards a hole] 

  Col. Steve Austin : I suppose I'll find out what happened to the other troublemakers now, huh?

  Sheriff Weems : Well lots of strangers have bad accidents, in this part of the woods

  Col. Steve Austin : y-yeah? What kind of accidents?

  Kermit : Take a look in the hole, bright boy!

  Sheriff Weems : [Steve glances down to see Rattle Snake]  Get in the hole, boy!

  Col. Steve Austin : Please, fellas! No!

  Kermit : You wont have to stay long!

  [pushes Steve into the hole] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Ugh!

  [grunts from the fall] 

  Col. Steve Austin : Aagh... Ow!

  [snake bites his leg] 

  Kermit : Aw! Bit him in the leg!

  [Steve grunts in pain as the snake bites again] 

  Kermit : Oh he's a mean one!

  [Kermit smiles] 

  Kermit : Bit him-Bit him in the other leg!

  Sheriff Weems : You can get out of there now, bright boy.

  [Steve crawls out of the hole fake limping and groaning]