Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Report Card (2008)

Ian Abercrombie: Professor Crumbs

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• [Prof. Crumbs has arrived at the Russo household to collect the Russo siblings' exams and grade them] 

  Max Russo : Why doesn't Dad just grade our papers?

  Professor Crumb : So that no one will get better grades just by batting their eyes and trying to look cute.

  Alex Russo : [batting her eyes and looking cute]  Are you talking about me?

  Justin Russo : [mocking Alex's expression]  Alex, you're doing it right now.

• Justin Russo : I don't know why you guys even bother taking the tests. We all know that I'm the one that's gonna win the family wizard contest and keep my powers.

  Jerry Russo : That's not for a long while, Justin.

  Alex Russo : And what if they change the rules so only girls keep their powers? Oh, wait, you still might win.

  Justin Russo : Oh, Alex, you're so transparent. You know that I'm better than you at magic, so you have to lash out and make fun of me. And you don't take any of this magic seriously.

  Alex Russo : I can't take *you* seriously. You use big words like "transparent". What are you, British?

  [Professor Crumbs suddenly appears] 

  Professor Crumb : No, but I am.