Paul (2011)

Joe Lo Truglio: O'Reilly

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• Paul : [after getting frisked inappropriately by O'Reilly]  Get your goddamn hands off my motherfuckin' junk!

  O'Reilly : [Runs and screams outside of gift shop to Haggard]  It's in there! It's in there!

• Haggard : [Looking at Clive's novel]  What is this, nerd porn?

  Graeme Willy : Oh, no, that's Clive's...

  Clive Gollings : It's my novel.

  Haggard : [Looking at an alien on the cover]  Ha! Three tits!

  O'Reilly : That's awesome. You guys should have given her four tits.

  Graeme Willy : [Looking disgusted]  That's just sick.

  O'Reilly : I was just sayin'...

• O'Reilly : Why not four tits?

  Graeme Willy : That's just sick.

• Agent Zoil : You know you're a grown man, right? Probably shave, pay taxes. Have pubic hair.

  O'Reilly : All of those things.