Silver Spoons (TV Series)

A Fair to Remember (1983)

Jason Bateman: Derek Taylor

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Quotes 

• Derek Taylor : It's showtime! Excuse me, mommie dearest.

  Corinne Taylor : ...Our little joke.

• Derek Taylor : It just so happens that I've planted a live bug on my father's person. We could tune in to him, wherever he may be. Right now!... Let's listen.

• [first lines] 

  Derek Taylor : Hey, Rick, let's get to science class early and throw spit wads on the ceiling over Mr. Bartman's desk. They'll dry out and fall all over him.

  [chuckles] 

  Ricky Stratton : Hello, remember we did that to Miss Wibbles? One of those things fell on her hair and stayed there the rest of the semester. Besides, somehow Mr. Bartman will figure out I was involved. He's always on my case.

  Derek Taylor : That's 'cause you don't know how to handle old Barfbag. I do.

  Ricky Stratton : Hmm. Sure. You suck up to him.

  Derek Taylor : Derek Taylor sucks up to no man.

  [Edward comes downstairs] 

  Derek Taylor : Why, top of the morning, Mr. Stratton, sir. And kudos to you on those elegant yet perfect for everyday wear pants.