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Justin Russo: [on phone] Eh, Mom. OK, so you and dad crossed over into New Jersey, right? Then it's official; I'm in charge.
Justin Russo: Because, what if there was a tidal wave or something?
Justin Russo: I know, I know, I know. But if there was, then would I be in charge? Yes!
[he hangs up]
Justin Russo: Alright, I'm in charge!
Alex Russo: [Alex hits him with a water balloon] Oh, look, a tidal wave. Now you're in charge.
Justin Russo: Not funny, Alex; this is my new sweater.
Alex Russo: Justin, when you wear it every day for a week, it's not new; it just needs a wash.
Max Russo: [Max hits him with a water balloon] OK. I washed it. You're welcome.