It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac Is a Serial Killer (2007)
Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds
Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : Hey Frank, what guy hasn't done some extensive research on his own genitalia? Don't say you, buddy, 'cause I woke up to you doing some pretty frantic research last night, pal!
Frank Reynolds : We can go tit for tat on that one, so you better drop that subject!
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Dennis Reynolds : [the gang talks about the city's serial killer as Mac suddenly walks into the bar] This guy got laid last night!
Mac : [nervously] No, I didn't!
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, you did. You didn't come last night.
Mac : Yes, I did!
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, those are the same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
Mac : No, they aren't. They're different clothes.
Dennis Reynolds : Hey, what's with those scratches on your neck?
Mac : Scratches? What scratches? I've... I've gotta take a piss. Stop asking me questions.
[runs into the bathroom]
Dee Reynolds : Well, that was weird.
Charlie Kelly : I wonder what got into him.
Frank Reynolds : Serial killin'!
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Frank Reynolds : I'm going to go oil my chainsaw.
Dee Reynolds : What?
Dennis Reynolds : Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?
Frank Reynolds : Oh, we do... because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance... a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Dennis Reynolds : He makes less and less sense as the days go by.
Dee Reynolds : I don't get it... at all.