It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Mac Is a Serial Killer (2007)
Rob McElhenney: Mac
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : [Dennis walks out with a turtleneck and a clipboard as Mac arrives for a blind date] Who are you here to see?
Mac : My friend Sandy.
Dennis Reynolds : Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?
Mac : I have no idea.
Dennis Reynolds : Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?
Dee Reynolds : [walks out] Oh, hello, Mac.
Dennis Reynolds : Not so young and attractive, is she?
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Dennis Reynolds : [the gang talks about the city's serial killer as Mac suddenly walks into the bar] This guy got laid last night!
Mac : [nervously] No, I didn't!
Dennis Reynolds : Yeah, you did. You didn't come last night.
Mac : Yes, I did!
Dee Reynolds : Yeah, those are the same clothes you were wearing yesterday.
Mac : No, they aren't. They're different clothes.
Dennis Reynolds : Hey, what's with those scratches on your neck?
Mac : Scratches? What scratches? I've... I've gotta take a piss. Stop asking me questions.
[runs into the bathroom]
Dee Reynolds : Well, that was weird.
Charlie Kelly : I wonder what got into him.
Frank Reynolds : Serial killin'!
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[Mac lets Charlie overhear Mac talking on the phone with a woman called Sandy, who unbeknownst to them is actually Dee disguising her voice]
Dee Reynolds : This is Mac, right? Good looking guy, great sense of humor, really bulky.
Mac : Uh, more ripped.
Charlie Kelly : Strike that.
Mac : Jacked.
Charlie Kelly : Irrelevant.
Mac : Toned.
Charlie Kelly : Exaggeration.
Mac : I work out.
Charlie Kelly : I'll allow it.
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Dee Reynolds : Did you bring the condoms?
Mac : Ooooh. Not a fan of the whole condom thing.