Hotel Chevalier (2007)

Jason Schwartzman: Jack Whitman

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Quotes 

• Ex-girlfriend : Whatever happens in the end, I don't wanna lose you as my friend.

  Jack : I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.

• Ex-girlfriend : Are you running away from me?

  Jack : I thought I already did.

• Ex-girlfriend : I love you. I never hurt you on purpose.

  Jack : I don't care.

• Jack : [answers ringing phone]  Hello?

  Ex-girlfriend : Hi. I'm on my way from the airport, and the front desk won't give me your room number.

  [long pause] 

  Ex-girlfriend : What's your room number?

  Jack : 403.

  Ex-girlfriend : See you in half an hour.

  Jack : Wait a second.

  Ex-girlfriend : What?

  Jack : Where are you?

  Ex-girlfriend : I'm here.

  Jack : I didn't say you could come here.

  Ex-girlfriend : Can I come there?

  Jack : OK.

  Ex-girlfriend : I'll see you in half an hour.

• Jack : How do you say 'grilled cheese'?

• Jack : You wanna see my view of Paris?

• Ex-girlfriend : If we fuck I'm gonna feel like shit tomorrow.

  Jack : That's okay with me.