- Launchpad McQuack: [DW and LP are marched into village] Looks like we may have to fight our way out of this one, DW.
- Darkwing Duck: Au contraire, mon flaire. In a time of crisis, one must remain cool, calm, and unflappably civil.
- [Jumps on gorilla and shakes its head]
- Darkwing Duck: Okay, you big baboon, this is your last chance! Where's Gosalyn?
- Darkwing Duck: [looks at the camera] Okay, so I don't practice what I preach. I'm a parent, I can get away with it.
- Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the...
- [gets run over]
- Darkwing Duck: Hey, hey! I'm not finished!
- [gets onto helicopter]
- Darkwing Duck: Now, as I was saying, I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the flea you cannot flick!
- Major Trenchrot: Blast it!
- Darkwing Duck: I am Darkwing Duck!
- Launchpad McQuack: Boy, D.W. How did you get Gosalyn to go to bed so easily?
- Darkwing Duck: Launchpad, the secret of being a good parent is letting your child know who's boss. Heh, 'course offering a ten spot never hurt either.
- Darkwing Duck: [getting nervous] Despite the disconcerting disappearances, the undaunted do-gooder demonstrates his daring by
- [sees a gorilla swinging at him]
- Darkwing Duck: DUCKING!