- Bhad Bhabie: [about Felicity Huffman] Wait, what did she do, though?
- David Spade: She was... eh, she paid to get her kids in college.
- Guy Branum: [to Bhad Bhabie] Do you know what college is?
- Bhad Bhabie: Listen, I did not leave school because I was dumb. The teachers were stupid and the kids weren't any smarter.
- [Spade and the audience laugh]
- Bhad Bhabie: I felt like half the time I was teaching the class.
- [Guy Branum giggles]
- Donnell Rawlings: Oh, I hate to see that classroom!