Lights Out with David Spade (TV Series)
Episode #1.24 (2019)
David Spade: Self - Host
Quotes
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David Spade : You know what, I cry in my car like the rest of the planet, you know. That's what a normal person does after work.
Jim Jefferies : Yeah, and the women, the women they cry in your trunk, I asume.
David Spade : [audience claps] Jim... James...
Bill Burr : He's not big enough... he's not big enough to put anyone in a trunk.
[Jim Jefferies laughs]
David Spade : I know, it's.. it's always hard to kidnap when you go 'Can you hop in there? I can't lift you.'
Bill Burr : A little help will help.
David Spade : A little help will help!
Bill Burr : Swing the leg over.
David Spade : A little kidnap help.
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Jim Jefferies : Are we going to get rid of every sketch that SNL has done that involves race? Like I remember John Belushi dressing as an asian man with a samurai sword, that was the whole sketch.
David Spade : [laughs] That was the whole sketch!
Jim Jefferies : Or maybe... or maybe we could have, what was it, Mike Myers used to play a Japanese host like this and if they got the question wrong they had to cut their hand off. And I remember nothing that you did wrong.
David Spade : [laughs] Yeah. I was smart, mine got cut at rehearsal.